Ask Your Imam

The latest in Dr. Sanity's neverending quest to be musical and offensive at the same time!

Ask Your Imam (Sung to the tune of "Stand By Your Man")

Sometimes it's hard to be a Muslim
'Specially when you're reading the Koran
It first says one thing, then another
And you're too dumb to understand

So if you have some questions, ask him
And he will try to lend a hand
There's nothing he can't answer
'Cause after all he's your Imam

Ask your Imam
Don't ever use your own mind
For he interprets Allah
on your behalf

Ask your Imam
He'll give you rules to die by
And help your jihad if he can
Ask your Imam

To truly live and die well, just kill the infidel
Words of advice from your Imam

Ask your Imam
Don't ever use your own mind
For he interprets Allah
on your behalf

Ask your Imam
Or else he'll issue fatwas
And you will soon be on the lam...
Ask your Imam!