Beautiful Atrocities presents JIHAD: THE MUSICAL
ACT I - MADRASSA
OVERTURE
Mohammed, a Muslim youth, arrives at Ye Olde Madrassa, run by lecherous cleric Rashid, who raps about how Muslims will slaughter all infidels
RASHID: Jihad on the Dance Floor
At night, madrassa boys compare extremely limited knowledge of girls
MADRASSA BOYS CHORUS LINE: 72 Virgin Stomp
Mohammed receives letter from sister Nasreen, who wonders what life is like outside of burqa.
NASREEN: A Little Scratchy Under Here
Robert Fisk, masochistic lefty journalist, is beaten up by madrassa boys, to his delight
FISK: I've Been a Bad, Bad Boy
Rashid dreams of chain of bargain basement madrassas to continue youth outreach
RASHID: Just Let Me Get My Hands on You
MADRASSA BOYS WET DREAM SEQUENCE, featuring burqa-clad can-can chorus
Go check out Acts II and III! Somebody needs to go an produce this play--I think Mel Brooks could do it (Springtime for Bin Laden in Afganistan, anyone?).
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