EU Think Tank Recommends Monty Python Defense

Belmont Club reports that a European Think Tank has come up with a sensitive and nuanced approach to dealing with Terrorism, WMD and the like by the EU! They have not come up with a title for this recommended program yet, so I offer mine:

EU Self-Defense Against Fresh Fruit Program

Sgt (John Cleese).: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit. When your assailant lunges at you with a passion fruit...

Clearly Europeans are under the impression that they are dealing with assailants with passion fruit or loganberries and are planning accordingly.

The World of Denial is a very special and happy place....